oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
it smells like there are cookies baking in my house
but i am home alone
and its 10 at night
Sign Language Rings Convert Gestures To Speech
"Here’s how the rings work, in a nutshell. There are three detatchable rings that are worn on the the thumb and first two fingers of each hand, as well as a bracelet. As the user signs out whatever they want to say, the translation is then spoken through a digitized voice that comes from the bracelet. I’m not sure if it works real time or not, but that’s still some pretty amazing stuff. And that’s not all…
"The gesture-to-speak aspect works fine when the hearing-impaired person wants to talk to someone else, but what about vice versa? The bracelet carries the double duty of turning sound into text that runs across an LED display.
Coolest thing ever.
So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.
Okay who brought it back.
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
This gif is very important
LIFE MOTHER FUCKING HACK RIGHT HERE. why am i not this smart!?
LOL Okay I’m sorry but if you are in practically your bra and panties you may not be asking for it but you are inferring it. Sluts and their excuses.
bra and panties aka also the same clothing silhouette for a swimsuit. obviously that means all ladies at beaches and pools are “inferring” to it as well? fuck you ass-douche.
1 YEAR UNTIL MOCKINGJAY
1 YEAR UNTIL PEETA GETS HIJACKED
1 YEAR UNTIL ANNIE & FINNICK ON SCREEN
1 YEAR UNTIL WE’RE GOING TO SEE DISTRICT 13 FOR REAL
1 YEAR UNTIL KATNISS IS FUCKING THE CAPITOL UP
1 YEAR UNTIL WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN CAUSE OF AN HEART ATTACK AND TEARS OF BLOOD